Tristan to Penny: Observation: 21 days since last activity on your blog. 1 month since you actually posted on your blog.
I've been blaming this apathy for blogging on FF, but have now decided it might be due to your liquor-headedness. Do I need to send you to rehab?
Penny to Tristan: lets face it. if you sent me to rehab not only would I have the perfect blogging material in unlimited supply but I would also have plenty of free time. I think we should look into it. do you think my insurance would cover it?
So, what do you guys think? Should I try rehab as a sure fire way to carve out the time to update my blog?
Om and liquor-headedness,
Penny
i've been known to break out into song...
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Oh, Penny. What Tristan doesn't know is that you and I have spent so much time at family volleyball days at all the rehab centers in the valley that we have done more free rehab time than Robert Downey. Stick with the addictions to all of your vices...they seem to be working on your body, your mind, and your humor.
Peace and great histories that made us appreciate humor,
Corb
Penny,
So I've adopted the random point system that has been popular in the blogging world lately. It is quite fun, you should give it a try. Anyway, 10,000 points for posting and 100,000 for doing so for my benefit. I think you're great! I'm always making charts for my kids...so many stickers equals certain rewards like video rentals and Star Wars figures. I'll do the same for you and reward you in donuts, what do you think? More frequent posting?
The worst thing about rehab is they do not serve liquor there. I would smuggle some in for you though - as well as bury a dead body, rob a bank... whatever. I heart you too!
I'd really like an hourly post. Just quick updates. One word will suffice. My post today would be:
shit.
so then, let's count this as a post as well:
For the love of god!
that has been the phrase I have uttered most often today
Oh and Corb,
Don't forget the ever popular "ropes courses" we have been forced to participate in at all the various "Family Days" at said rehab facilities. I learned to "trust" from these courses where they convince you it is safe to throw yourself backwards off of the cliff because "someone" will catch you. As long as they haven't had a visit from Pansy Fan, they might be sober as well. Now that I think about it, I can probably thank those courses for my non-existent healthy fear of heights.
I love a good ropes course. I mean, I worked at Impact for the love of God! Notice I capitalized God. I have tried to keep you lowercase God a secret but alas you have outed yourself. I want my name added to the love up there. I may hack in and add it...in color...like brown. That would be cool.
And of course by 'you lowercase' I mean 'your lowercase', because, let's face it, YOU are not a lowercase. You are a capital all the way.
Done! But I went with black because you promised I look good in black. You can change it back if you promise to give me my own post that says I am a master at dark alley stalking and investigative work on your behalf. Fair?
I forgot to tell you if I had a FF of my own, I wouldnt leave the house and you all wouldnt see me for months. Spammon - Im really liking your one word blog idea. If I were in a one word mood it would be: Ugh.
hey, wait a minute...my captcha is coweyxt...is that some sort of fat joke or what.
Jenny, if there were one word to captcha you, it would be 'Spectacular'. A reference to everything about you, and particularly the real boobs. You know the Seinfeld episode...'They're real and they're spectacular'.
Well hello there Jenny, I'm KG, have we met?
Ahh the days when Teri Hatcher was spectacular and real and not the Nasty Skeletor on Desperate Housewives. Not that I watch Desperate Houswives.
That isn't what Elise says, KG. She says after you are done rollerblading and washing your car in cut off jeans, you settle in for a nice night of the women on Wysteria Lane.
See that's where you're wrong and a liar. I wouldn't be caught dead in rollerblades. I'm a rollerskates kind of guy. You've seen my videos circulating the web.
Great...like Lindsey says...you know where liars go. I am going to wait there for her with an iced coffee because she may not drink it in this lifetime but she is going to town in the afterlife down under.
Hatcher hasn't been the same since the days of Louise & Clark.
And there is no coffee for you in hell. That's why it's hell. All you're going to get is beef boullion and iced chicken broth.
Ammon: There may be coffee in Hell. It's hot, smells good (the enticement) and tastes like shit. I'm sure it will be next to the beef boullion, the iced chicken broth and the canned spinich.
Oh Carol Lee...what do you know about things that taste like shit? You think that fish sticks and corn is a legitimate meal to serve to guests. And what the hell was that piece of bread with butter and toast thing you tried to pass off as food? I have since tried to sell many people on it and no one is buying...they must not be as gullible as I was...or hungry :(
Just kidding, Mug, you've really stepped up the cooking skills in recent years...that mayo cake knocked it out of the park.
Just a thought Penny Lane but you
were the only one of the SLC Wild
bunch that escaped Rehab. Had there
been a newborn in the fam at that time I am sure he/she would have be detected with some neuroligical
and significant problem.
How did you get away anyways. Bribes? Extra good behavior?
I let Jenny have her love back all to herself. I am going to do something really special to earn my own love...you just watch.
I seriously love the Budda Quote.
Now if we can just live by it I believe we would have live fairly well mastered.
It is hard to remember when one is up to one's ass in alligators that your initial goal was to drain the swamp. Somehow I believe this ties in here. l
I love you Kid
The Paw
Tristan,I love your random point system. Anything that is not figured out in advance is on my side.
Penny, exactly where are you in the world of Cyberspace. You have thrown me to the wolves. People with more that 5 working brain cells and can come up with full sentences at the peck of the keyboard. Not to add a vocabulary that I once had contol over now I just use the W.A.G. system. I miss you out here
Mudflap McPaw
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